From Stone Age to Silicone: The Surprisingly Sexy History of Sex Toys
Think sex toys are a modern invention? Not even close. Long before USB chargers and whisper-quiet motors, our ancestors were getting creative with pleasure. In fact, the oldest known sex toy is thought to date back over 28,000 years. Let’s take a scroll through time and discover how we got from carved stone phalluses to sleek, body-safe vibrators that arrive at your door in discreet packaging.
The Earliest Known Sex Toys (Yes, Really)
Turns out even the Stone Age had its… tools.
Archaeologists have unearthed objects resembling stone dildos in caves across Europe, believed to be from the Upper Paleolithic era. While some argue these may have had ceremonial or symbolic roles, many researchers agree they were likely used for intimate pleasure. Turns out, even cavemen liked to vibe.
Ancient Civilisations and Erotic Innovation
The ancient Greeks and Romans were far more open about sexuality than Victorian society. The Greeks had a word for artificial phalluses — olisbos — and they made them from leather, wood, and even bread (yes, really). In Ancient China, jade and bronze pleasure tools were crafted with elegance, often seen as tools of wellness as much as indulgence.
The 19th Century “Medical” Vibrator
Sold as a household medical device — well before the electric iron.
This is where things get wild. In the Victorian era, doctors used vibrators — yes, mechanical vibrators — to “treat” women diagnosed with hysteria, a catch-all diagnosis for everything from stress to sexual frustration. These early machines were large, powered by steam or electricity, and often used in medical offices. It wasn’t until 1902 that the first electric vibrator was patented for home use — and it actually hit the market before the electric iron. Priorities, right?
The Modern Sex Toy Revolution
From stone and steam to soft-touch silicone and smart features.
By the 1960s and ‘70s, thanks to the sexual revolution and second-wave feminism, vibrators started to be marketed for pleasure — not just “treatment.” Fast-forward to today, and we have a booming pleasure industry that celebrates empowerment, choice, and body-safe design.
Today’s sex toys are crafted with soft-touch materials like platinum-grade silicone, and powered by rechargeable batteries with multiple speeds, patterns, and features tailored for different kinds of stimulation. Some even use suction, tongue-like motion, or flexible tapping heads — and yes, we stock all of those. 😉
So... Why Does This History Matter?
Because pleasure isn’t new. It’s part of being human. From ancient stone tools to modern wand massagers, people have always explored ways to connect with their bodies — and that’s nothing to be ashamed of.
At SmootherVibes, we honour that tradition with high-quality, body-safe toys designed for real people. Whether you're brand new to vibrators or ready to level up your toy drawer, we’ve got you covered — no steam engines required.
Curious to see how far we’ve come? Explore Our Full Vibrator Collection and experience modern pleasure with a nod to history.
